thefaggotwitch:

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

Literally how I eat.. Like no joking around here

tyleroakley:

shittier:

barraco barner 

scary

(Source: becuzbacon)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

theother9tenths:

When fate takes you to Disneyland, you don’t question it.

(Source: teenagenicks)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

annabellioncourt:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

annabellioncourt:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

(Source: marvelandspiderman)

Despite my car breaking down and the fact that it potentially could be very expensive to fix, I am really happy right now. There’s so many great things in my life. Life is good. All of my friends make me feel so loved and it’s the best feeling in the world.

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

(Source: ilovepugs)